Q. What are you doing to prepare for an upcoming zombie apocalypse and/or the return of Mel Gibson to the silver screen? (Both of which could be terrifying.)
To fail to prepare is to fail...to not die. I am getting super fit. Zombieland has taught me well, cardio cardio cardio. Also i'm learning how to climb buildings so I can hide on rooftops. In addition to this I have removed my hand and will one day be replacing it with a chainsaw, or whisk. Both equally effective for zombie killing and smoothie making. However most importantly I have crafted a suit which zombies cannot bite through, so I am quite prepared for a maul or two.
Can we ever prepare for the return of the Mel 'Racist' Gibson. I still watch his old school films, because...Mad Max is a classic and I have to.
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Amy
Oooooh a chainsaw and a whisk! Smoothie making!? Want to join my zombie camp? lol.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by and following, I am following back and I cann't wait to find time to go through your reviews. Have a wonderful bloghopping Friday.
Leslie
I love how you managed to get zombie killing and smoothie making in one sentence :)
ReplyDeleteHeh yeah just because zombies are coming doesn't mean I have to give up smoothies.
ReplyDeleteAnd i would love to join.
Oooh, I don't think I'm brave enough to cut off my hand. I'll stick with my metal baseball bat.
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Haha, I love your zombie plan, except for the hand part lol!
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Amber
Amber
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As the saying goes – the best defense is a good offense. I’ve got that covered! My preparations for the zombie apocalypse are not just intricate, they’re stylish. I’m not talking “last stand” stuff here. I mean to lure in the zombies and slaughter them wholesale while we sip champagne and watch.
ReplyDeleteHow am I going to do that? Follow me back to my blog at http://www.howardsherman.net and read all about it.
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Hi, Amy : )
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Aww thanks :)
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